smash advertisements are the only thing playing on all the tvs at sears
So… I was giving some jelly to my cat
My phone started ringing. Forgetting that I was holding the spoon I took the phone.
I never heard the spoon hitting the floor…
they are evolving
this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out
So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:
While the obvious answer to that is “neither, they never met” (Spinosaurus came from Middle Cretaceous Africa; Tyrannosaurus came from Late Cretaceous North America), even if such an encounter could have ever occurred it wouldn’t have been the epic badass battle many people seem to imagine.
The truth is, most predators are actually incredibly wary of unfamiliar things in their environment.
They would probably have been terrified of each other.
he’s on an important journey
he’s got 2 bucks and a dream of making it big on Broadway, and nobody’s gonna stop him.